Just Breathe

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

(via xandertheundead)

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

llamabutts:

if i was rich i would hire someone to shave my legs for me

(via rossdrea)

klarolijahs:

psycheadair:

I AM GOING TO CONFISCATE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE WRITERS AND BE LIKE, “YOU CAN HAVE THESE BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO BE KIND TO THEM”

(via laughithelps)

shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

(via thelankydouche)

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

(via thelankydouche)