Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
if i was rich i would hire someone to shave my legs for me
I AM GOING TO CONFISCATE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE WRITERS AND BE LIKE, “YOU CAN HAVE THESE BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO BE KIND TO THEM”
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
i swear to fucking god